spankyhockenpuss (spankyhockenpus) wrote,

Craiglist, ahh, the pure amusement

Here is a link to a posting I found. This is my hobby. Since I don't watch television, I call CL "my soaps" you can see so much in the way of interesting, bizarre,'s a window into the human condition. That condition is fucked up. In case the link dies, I'll post a copy of it here as well.

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